azureshark:

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well i have a splitting headache and i think i’m dying! how are you?

#Mla

sinaxis:

Brian befriending my snake Korvis at my house haha.

Honest MBTI Stereotypes «

deadlyliv:

ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them…

#intj

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

brothers

#mla
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